Dora The Explorer Going Skank, Dora The Tweenager

Oh my god, my 5-year-old daughter was sad after she heard the news that Dora the Explorer is getting a makeover. She used to see her as an adventurous child who goes on an exploring trip in each episode of her show. But now Dora will become a fashionista. Mattel and Nickelodeon agreed that Dora needs a new image, an image of a teenager living and shopping in the big city. She’ll also be turned into a fashion doll, a Barbie wannabe with a wide range of accessories. What’s next, Spongebob Square Pants will become a Hunk?

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5 Comments to “Dora The Explorer Going Skank, Dora The Tweenager”

  1. By Dora Fan, March 6, 2009 @ 9:54 PM

    This is just another example of what greedy corporate marketing stooges will do to fatten their bottom line.
    This was a cute and wholesome character that my kids loved. I will not be allowing them to buy into this trashy make-over. Some of us out here in the real world won’t be manipulated by this kind of decision.

  2. By Matt Simpson, March 6, 2009 @ 10:39 PM

    Next they will tell us that Dora’s “exploring” will include “kissing another girl” and “getting tattoos and piercings”.

  3. By karen, March 6, 2009 @ 11:00 PM

    i agree, its sick to do that, i am having a baby now, never let her watch that trash. Hollywood gone to the dogs. Only evil behind hollywood, no morel and no role models either

  4. By Joe, March 7, 2009 @ 1:48 AM

    Dora always was a skank. This just goes to show that wholesome cartoons are non-existant. Dora ate cookies for breakfast, fed them to Bugga Bugga babies for breakfast, ate a steady diet of junk food, had s*xist subliminal messages implanted in her games, had a Dora Aquapet that looked like balls and c*ck (seriously-google it and look at the image) so what else is new?

    Dora s*cks so bad that it couldn’t ever get better because it never started out good. I hope this horrid show and all the writers drop dead of heart attacks tomorrow.

  5. By DajaRemenda, November 21, 2009 @ 10:14 PM

    That Sponge Bob Hunk thing wasnt that serious. Sponge bob Had “muscles” on a few of his episodes already. Shouldnt u be reviewing things such as “Famiky Guy” and things like that? gosh dora is just getting a makeover. Long Hair and a purse doesnt make u a ***** . it makes u a GIRL. so when ever u have something else negative to say, make sure its about pg-13 stuff. k?

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